Terms of Use

Well, 'tis a sign of the times that this particular page is forced into existence. Not that people ever read terms of use anyway. But hey, who likes to run around with their butt uncovered? Not I. So, here we go....

[drumroll for the lawer]

1. Definitions: (a) Viewer: any individual, group, persons, or entity attempting to access, view, reference, consume, read, comment upon, use, follow, or otherwise utilize the information contained on the Epic Feats blog or the Epic Feasts Blog itself (b) Blog: refers to the site containing, and the information published under the Epic Feasts blog, as well as all additional content associated with (c) Writers: the content producers of anything found on the Epic Feasts blog not otherwise attributed. (d) Content: the actual information, whether text, visual, audio, or otherwise, contained in the Blog.

2. General Use: By being a Viewer of this Blog, you agree that you are of at least the appropriate minimal age to do so in your jurisdiction, and, that, if you are a minor, you have your guardian's permission to be a Viewer of this Blog. You agree not to use any of the Content on this Blog for any purpose that is defamatory, offensive, illegal, or otherwise in general bad taste. You also agree that all comments posted to this Blog or any of its other channels must abide by the guidelines set herein, else they will be removed. Repeated offenders will be banned. You also agree that in attempting to replicate the results of any Content found on this Blog that you, or the executing party, will abide by all best practices and common sense, as well as manufacturer's, doctor's, and nutritionist's recommendations.

3. Comments: Comments posted to the blog must not be written in such a way as to be: hateful, spiteful, destructive, offensive, prejudiced, judgmental, rude, illegal, threatening, spam, promoting illegal or illicit activity, or off topic. The Writers of the Blog reserve the rights to (a) delete such comments at the Writers' sole discretion, (b) ban the Viewer that made the comment, at the Writers' sole discretion, and (c) contact the appropriate law enforcement channels, where appropriate.

4. External Links: This Blog may at times provide links to external sites not controlled by the Writers. As such, the writers are not and cannot be held accountable for the content found on or further accessible by said external sites. Such links should only be used by the Viewer's discretion.

5. Cookies: The Writers and the Blog reserve the right to, at any time, use Cookies for such purposes as advertising, or similar operations.

6. Hold Harmless: By being a Viewer of this Blog, you agree, under any and all circumstances, to hold the Blog, the Writers, and any and all associated parties completely and totally harmless for any and all events associated with, caused by, or otherwise attributed to or implicated by, the Content of this Blog, including any and all links to external sites.

If you do not agree to these terms, do not use or become a Viewer of this Blog.

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TL;DR:

1) Don't do dumb things.

2) Yay Cookies!

3) I got 99 problems, and you ain't one, 'cuz you can't touch this.


Now that you've got some music rolling around in your head for the next half hour or so, it's time for food.