Monday, September 26, 2016

Homemade Potato Chips

Anybody else here love potato chips (crisps, for our Brittish readers)? I know I do. However, I'm not exactly fond of paying for a bag of air with a few potato crispies in the bottom. Pringles is at least on the right track -- you haven't seen anybody build a raft out of Pringles cans. I'm not a huge fan of trying to deep fry my own chips, mostly because there's just so much chaos involved... one second too long and you've got construction material rather than snacks, so I originally thought that I was going to be pretty much at the mercy of Frito Lay company, until I came across a company called Mastrad. They're a French cookware company that makes some amazing silicone products, but I won't bore you with a nerd moment about them.

Anyhow, they apparently make this silicone tray-thing that you can make microwave potato chips on. And, oddly enough, they actually turned out pretty well, I will say. You can pick it up at Amazon, but for the love of everything, make sure that you get the one with the mandolin. I've seen a lot of people get the one without the mandolin and then complain that they can't cut the potatoes thin enough. No surprise there -- the ones without the mandolin are meant to be used as expansion trays, since you can use up to three of them in the microwave at once. 

No oil needed, so no added fats. Awesome, eh? I'll admit, the first thing I did after my chip maker kit arrived was headed to my local grocery store and grabbed an assortment of popcorn seasonings, because who doesn't want options? All told, a 10lb bag of potatos and about 10 different seasonings was about the same cost as 5 bags of pre-made chips, which, as we all know, equates to one fully-filled bag of chips. 

In all honesty, as long as you have the potatoes pre-cut, you can actually make this into a bit of an interactive after school snack, which works especially well if your child brought friends with them. My personal advice, though, is to repackage the seasonings into smaller containers if you're going to let smaller children use them. Moderation isn't exactly something to be comprehended by young minds. Small cheap salt & pepper shakers work well. 

Also, if you can somehow get away with storing a bag of potatoes in your dorm room, you can make some really fast, really cheap munchables. Potatoes are so versatile, even if you're only running on the bare minimums of cooking materials. Baked potatoes are (nearly) just as good done in the microwave.

Anyhow... enough yapping. I promised chips, and I'm delaying them. Last time I checked, that was a good way to lose an arm. 



Ingredients:
  • Potatoes, Peeled
    • I used Idaho potatoes, but you can use whatever. I've not tried it myself just yet, but rumor has it that sweet potatoes also work out well
  • Choice of Seasoning / Spices
    • I was a total bum and went straight for the pre-mixed Kernel Seasons popcorn flavoring, but you can do whatever. Or even just a pinch of salt.
Equipment:
  • Mandolin Slicer
    • Just use the one included with the chip kit. It's calibrated to produce the exact thickness of slices that you'll need for this.
  • Mastrad Top Chips Chip Maker
  • Microwave
    • With a turn table, and make sure that the chip disk can fit in it easily, without brushing the sides.

Okay, so you can technically make these with the peel on, and that's supposedly where all the nutrients are at, but I don't do potato peels. So, I peeled them.

The first thing that you'll want to do is slice up the potatoes with the mandolin. Be careful here... I've seen a lot of people hurt themselves on a mandolin slicer, but for the most part, as long as you're paying attention and are appropriately cautious, you'll be fine. You'll want to get the potato slices into water immediately, to prevent discoloring. That weird pink-brown potatoes get when they start oxidizing is not appealing at all.


I usually just put the mandolin over the bowl of water to expedite the process.

I suggest only cutting up one potato or two at most at a time, because they go really far. One potato was more than enough to quell the ravenous snack monster living in my stomach.

From here, the cooking actually gets pretty passive. Simply line up a layer of chips on the disk, and microwave until crispy. For me, this meant 3 minutes, taking the disk out, turning all the pieces over (handle with care, the disk may be hot) and microwaving for another minute and a half. Note that not all microwaves are created equal, and I have a bit of a beastly one. After the initial three minutes and flip, cook in small intervals until you get the timing right for your unit. You can always cook the chips longer... you can't uncook them.



If you bought more than one disk, you can load up the second one while the first one is cooking. If not, well, sit tight and wait for the first one to come back out. Once your chips are crispy enough for your liking, season with whatever you want. You may possibly want to mist them with some sort of liquid (such as a light olive oil) to get the seasoning to stick, but I was perfectly fine with just putting them in a small bowl and using the chips to scoop up whatever seasoning fell off of them.

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Friday, September 16, 2016

Joining Forces

Diabetes. It sucks. I have nowhere near as much right to say that as the people afflicted by the disease, but still. Even just the thought of that is about enough to make me keel over. But you know what? Sometimes life isn't about things being perfect. Sometimes it's just about being able to make things suck less. That's the driving force behind The Type 1 Diabetic Cook blog, operated by a dear friend of mine. So today we here at Epic Feasts are proud to announce that we've partnered with the author of said blog, Samantha Evans, to provide diabetic-friendly alternative ingredient lists and associated information on applicable recipes.

Sometimes conversions can take a while to figure out so if you don't see a secondary ingredient list when a recipe is launched, don't worry. We'll issue notifications when a recipe has been updated to reflect the additional list.

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Saturday, September 10, 2016

Guilt-Free Pumpkin Pie Pops

Our last post in our themed series was a dorm food recipe, so this time we're aiming for something that will pass for an after school snack, for those in the audience contending with the younger stomachs. As a number of various places have pointed out, it's remarkably hard nowadays to find a  suitable "snack" for children that isn't loaded to the brim with sugar, high-fructose corn syrup, food coloring, or other miscellaneous bits that we're told are bad for us. Me? Well, I'm on the train of "if it doesn't taste good, I'm not eating it." Turns out it took a bit of work to find something that would satisfy both of those points and still qualify as something snackable.

After much research, it turns out that pumpkins are roughly equivalent nutrition-wise to carrots. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad to have discovered this, but you're telling me that I spent my entire childhood with people attempting to feed me carrots, which I still can't stand to this day, when they could have just as easily handed me something pumpkin based and I'd be begging for more? Everyone out there with a picky eater, be them 2 or 20, take note.

Now, I will admit, pumpkin items do have a bit of a stigma attached to them, mostly on the grounds of being inanely fattening. Turns out you can capture all of the wonderful delightful flavor of pumpkin goodness without having to revert to wearing sweatpants for a week.





Ingredients:


  • 1 Can Pumpkin
    • Check the ingredients to make sure that it's just pumpkin squish. Some times it's hard to tell the difference otherwise between pumpkin squish and canned pie filling.
  • 4c Low Fat Vanilla Yogurt
    • I used the store-branded regular stuff, but I'm pretty sure that you could use Greek yogurt instead
  • 3tbsp Cinnamon
    • This is really a to-taste thing. I was using cheap cinnamon that was probably a little bit older than it should have been, so adjust accordingly.

Equipment:
  • Popsicle-Making Equipment
    • I wound up using the Zoku Classic Pop Maker that I found at Michaels over the summer, but the old plastic-cups-and-popsicle-sticks route works just as well.
  • Freezer
  • Blender
  • Rubber Spatula

The actual active part of this recipe is remarkably easy. The waiting for the popsicles to actually harden up... well... that's the more difficult part. Put all of the ingredients into the blender, and blend until well mixed. I would say until smooth, but everything going in to this is smooth to begin with. You'll likely have to stop every so often and scrape the sides of the blender, because pumpkin kind of likes to stick. 

Thanks Mom for the powerful blender!


In all honesty, you can totally stop at this point and just eat the yogurt blend, with or without some granola. It's rich enough to satisfy the "it's been a long day, I need junk food and Netflix" urge, just for the record. But if you've got the patience to let it freeze, just distribute the yogurt blend into whatever you're freezing it it, pop it into the ice box, and wait.


Popsicle making has come a long way since the early 90s


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