Monday, July 4, 2016

Firework Tower: A Sweet Addition To Your Independence Day Celebrations

Happy Independence Day, everyone! Hopefully you're all being safe out there. Do me a favor, though. Every time that you thank a military service person today for keeping the freedom, be sure to thank an emergency services responder for always being there to clean up after the people that celebrate a little too hard, eh? The freedom to carry on about our usual lives has as much to do with the people who contend with civilian issues as it does with the people who face the battlefront. If you're reading this and you've served our country in any capacity, military or otherwise, I salute you.

Now, today we've got a real treat on our hands. This is courtesy of two people... Danish food blogger Mat over at Kvalifood for giving me the inspiration, and my old roommate Shirley for giving me the necessary equipment.




I call it the Firework Tower, as I feel that it accurately captures all of the fun and festivities of watching fireworks. However, this is technically a take on a Danish dessert (not to be confused with a Danish pastry, although you know you're doing something right when your country has an entire food named after it) called "kransekake." There's about as many spellings of that word are there are letters in it, so I'm going with the one listed on the product name for the specialty pans needed to make this. Traditionally, kransekake is made with marzipan-type-stuff, but this one is made with cookies, as almond paste is expensive. And that's putting it lightly.


Equipment:

  • 1 Set Kransekake Pans
  • Mixer
  • Piping Bags & Tips
    • I used a smaller star tip for this... but feel free to use whatever. As long as you've got the GOOD plastic baggies and not the cheap ones, you can usually get away with one of those instead of a piping bag
  • Cake-a-Whirl
    • I broke out my trusty ol' Wilton Trim & Turn
  • 12in Cake Circle
  • Cooling Racks
  • Spray Grease

Ingredients:
  • Cookie Dough, Half Red, Half White
    • I actually used 2 boxes of Betty Crocker candy cane cookie mix, left over from Christmas. It has a slight peppermint flavor, but I found that it works well for this. You'll want the dough to be slightly stiff, though, so I made it with slightly less butter and water than called for.
  • 12oz (Block & 1/2) Cream Cheese, Softened
    • Don't get the reduced fat stuff... it doesn't work quite right
  • 1/2c Butter Or Substitute, Softened
    • As usual, I used my cheap old store brand vegetable oil spread. What? Real butter is EXPENSIVE.
  • Blue Food Coloring
  • Lots of Powdered Sugar
  • 1tbsp Vanilla Extract
    • I used imitation extract... you may need less if you're using the real stuff. Taste testing is a thing here... be sure to use it.
  • Flour

The first thing that you'll want to do is preheat your oven to 350F, and spray down the insides of the kransekake ring molds with grease. Grease is your friend here. While that's warming up, start rolling out the dough into snakes, trying to get each one about half the width of one of the kransekake rings. Twist the two colors against each other into a rope, and load it into the ring molds, starting with the inner rings. Work in parts about 1/3 the length of the ring, and follow it around, gently squishing the ends together.




You'll want to squish the dough down so that the top of it is pretty much even with the "high part" on the ring mold, as cookie dough likes to spread out when cooked, and you don't want your rings fusing. You can usually work the "extra" dough further down the ring, filling in any cracks. Repeat for all rings.

You'll want the cookies to be fairly stiff by the time that they come out of the oven, so no soft-baked ones here. For me, that was about 15 minutes on convection bake. Times may vary. While the cookies are baking, you can start in on the icing.

Much like the cookies, you'll want a fairly stiff icing, as this is what holds the whole operation together. Mix the butter, cream cheese, and vanilla together until well blended, then slowly add the powdered sugar, mixing on medium. Alternate adding food coloring and powdered sugar, until desired consistency and color are achieved. Now, the type of butter that you're using and the ambient humidity can greatly affect the amount of powdered sugar that you have to use in order to get a stiff icing. You'll want it soft enough to put through a piping bag without bursting said bag, but hard enough that it doesn't run when at an angle. This took me about 6 cups of powdered sugar, but it had also been raining all day.




Once the cookie rings are done, take them out of the oven and let them cool completely, in a dry location. The cooling is important, as it allows them to finish stiffening up. Once they're cooled, free the rings from the molds. I found this was fairly easy to do by running a fingernail round the entire outside of the outermost cookie ring, removing that ring, and then repeating for inner rings. DO NOT mix up the order of the rings. Seriously. Don't.




Find the largest outermost cookie ring and adhere it, as centered as possible, to the cake circle with the icing. Then, go with a zig zag pattern around the ring, making sure that the icing comes down over the edge of the ring.



Find the next ring in the size series and gently press it into the icing on the just-decorated ring. For what it's worth, the ring molds are made to where the size progression involves the outermost ring from each set, then, starting back with the original mold, the middle ring, etc.

From there, it's pretty much repeat, repeat, repeat (but no lathering or rinsing, please) until all the rings are finished. In the event that you're wondering which ring really comes next, "float" it above the assembled bits in order to find out... don't let it touch the frosting until you're sure. Otherwise you're looking at a mess.



For what it's worth, this piece makes an amazing center piece. Feel free to decorate it with little flags or whatnot. Also -- it's worth noting that there are tons of other countries out there whose colors of representation are red, white, and blue, so, my international readers, feel free to commandeer this as needed for your own respective patriotic celebrations.

Saturday, July 2, 2016

Cocoa Crumpets: An Edible Celebration

As many of you are likely unaware, today marks the 30th anniversary of my singular most favorite movie of all time -- The Great Mouse Detective. A remnant of the days when the villains of children's movies could actually have a personality and character rather than being generic egotistical cocky bad guy #7, the film was actually one of the first Disney movie to use any substantial computer animation, ultimately laying the groundwork for the visuals in some of their more well known movies, notably Beauty and the Beast. 

While it saddens me that The Great Mouse Detective has ultimately fallen out of the light of widely known Disney animated features, I must celebrate the day that this wonderful piece of work was released to the public (and hope that it's included in the Disney-to-Netflix migration coming later this year). As such, I've made crumpets, or a take on them at least.




Not being of anything vaguely resembling British descent, I had to consult the internet on where to start with this particular escapade. Ultimately, I wound up drawing on Bread A Day's crumpet recipe as my initial springboard, and kind of went a bit... astray from there (I really need to check this out more... it's an entire site devoted to BREAD. That's like... 50% of my diet). My version is made to be more of a sweet crumpet, rather than an English muffin impersonator. 

Ingredients:

  • 3c White Cake Mix, Plus Extra
  • 2 Eggs
  • 2c Whole Milk, Plus Extra
  • 4tsp Baking Cocoa
  • 1pkg Dry Yeast
  • 2tbsp Butter Or Substitute, Melted
Equipment:
  • Mixing Bowl
  • Whisk
  • Griddle Or Frying Pan
  • Spatula
  • Plastic Wrap
  • Sifter or Fine Sieve 

Be ye forewarned: there's a lot of wait time involved in making these. Not like active prep time where you're having to do things, but more to the effect of "you won't be able to eat these shortly after breaking out the ingredients." So if you're hangry and in need of an edible sacrifice immediately if not sooner... check out my Oreo Mousse instead. 

The first bit that you'll want to do is whisk together the eggs, milk, and butter, until they're well blended. Once that's all together, you'll want to mix in enough cake mix to get a batter like you're making pancakes. This may take a bit more or less, especially if the humidity level in your area is tripping out. If you over do it, no biggie, just add more milk. Fully whisk in the cocoa and yeast. 

Now comes the tough part. You'll want to cover the batter with plastic wrap and leave it somewhere vaugely warm-ish to rise until it's all bubbly. Mine took over two hours for that to happen, but I also made the mistake of leaving it in an area where my husband controls the air conditioning. I'm pretty sure I saw a Yeti go skirting about the room. 


For now, we shall part ways. But 'tis not forever. 

Once you've actually survived the wait, heat up your griddle or frying pan, and grease it lightly with... well, whatever your preferred pan-greasing-method is. Getting the temperature right on these will take some work, so you'll want to start with only pouring out one of these at a time until you get the temperature set right. This is the point of the show where some people break out egg rings or English muffin forms... I just kind of free handed it due to the lack thereof. It's really kind of like making pancakes. 



Turns out about a quarter cup of the batter is enough to get a crumpet that's sufficiently large, yet still easy to turn over. It stays one way up until there are lots of bubbles (apparently the main distinguishing factor between crumpets and English muffins is the bubbles) and the top is "dry", then you flip it over and finish cooking it. 

I discovered two things while cooking these. One is that my griddle doesn't cook evenly. Sadness. Secondly is that these are amazing with Papa Murphy's cream cheese dip that comes with their cinnamon wheels. One of these days, I'm just going to have to go in there and ask for a gallon of the stuff. Caramel sauce or butterscotch ice cream topping also works really well.